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Of course J.R. Smith is shirtless at the Cavs’ victory parade

Come on, you didn’t expect J.R. Smith to put on a shirt during the Cavaliers’ victory parade on Wednesday afternoon, did you?

However, we have breaking news: Smith has indeed put on a shirt at some point between Sunday’s Game 7 win, his shirtless postgame celebrations and Wednesday’s parade. Because shirtlessness is frowned upon on the golf course.