Whatever. The Daily Mail predicts that it’ll be the “sexiest ever” Opening Ceremonies, which attract a global audience estimated at a billion people. Although details are closely held, the Daily Mail says the extravaganza will feature a modelpalooza of 6,000 scantily clad performers and the theme will be “the evolution of the people of Brazil,” with tributes to the rain forest, Carnival and, duh, the most beautiful specimens of the female form.
“There will be lots of nearly naked women doing the samba,” an unnamed source told the newspaper. “The costumes have been designed to show off as much flesh as possible which means as little material as they can get away with.”
Expect Gisele to strut into Maracana Stadium to the tune of “The Girl from Ipanema,” the 1962 bossa nova hit composed by Antonio Jobim, the Mail reports.
The supermodels won’t stop there. NBC has added two of the finest from the Victoria’s Secret lineup to its nightly recap shows with Ryan Seacrest.