“We can all agree that going to work the Monday after the ‘Big Game’ on Sunday is awful,” the petition states. “So as far as we’re concerned at Heinz, we as a nation should stop settling for it being the worst work day of the year. We don’t settle for that awesome football Sunday to be just like every other day of the year.”
If the petition gets more than 100,000 signatures — it currently has just under 9,500 — the petition will be presented to Congress. And if it doesn’t get that far, well, maybe Kraft Heinz is hiring.