Tom Brady’s extreme self-preservation measures are well known by now, what with the weird diet and pliability exercises and whatnot. But they apparently do not extend to the ski slopes.

The Patriots quarterback posted this clip onto Instagram on Thursday morning, complete with “South Park” overdub.

I’m going to guess that Coach Bill Belichick and Co. aren’t entirely thrilled with this, but what are they gonna do, cut the guy? (Don’t answer that.)

Anyway, Patriots fans are freaking out in the Instagram comments, as is one exalted former soccer player.

https://twitter.com/lorismile1/status/834794027572674561