It’s April 1, the worst day of the year. Here are some things that aren’t true.
No, Michael Phelps isn’t coming back again
Some dreams/goals you just can't get rid of…been doing a lot of thinking n I've decided that I'm going 2 make another comeback! #tokyo2020
— Michael Phelps (@MichaelPhelps) April 1, 2017
No, the Ravens aren’t traveling to their London game via steamer
The team will travel to London for their Week 3 matchup against Jacksonville by ship, per Coach Harbaugh.
More info to come. pic.twitter.com/qkYao94K5e
— Baltimore Ravens (@Ravens) April 1, 2017
No, the Arizona Cardinals haven’t started a team-based dating app called Lovebirds
Looking for that Cardinals Connection?
We've got just the thing for you.
— Arizona Cardinals (@AZCardinals) April 1, 2017
No, Le’Veon Bell isn’t refusing to play on the Steelers’ franchise tag
ppl can say literally whatever they wanna say…but idc, I will LITERALLY sit out the WHOLE YEAR before I decide to play on the tag!
— Le'Veon Bell (@L_Bell26) April 1, 2017
Bell, who announced his retirement last April 1, is apparently a big fan of this “holiday.”
No, Joel Berry didn’t re-injure his foot in practice on Friday.
BREAKING: Joel Berry is OUT tonight vs Oregon after reinjuring his foot in practice Friday pic.twitter.com/OMpCBS9NDO
— Carolina Fans (@CarolinaFanPage) April 1, 2017
Come on, Marquette King, you’re not even really trying here
— Marquette King (@MarquetteKing) April 1, 2017
ONE THING THAT IS TRUE:
Crystal Palace beat Chelsea. Whoa.