It’s April 1, the worst day of the year. Here are some things that aren’t true.

No, Michael Phelps isn’t coming back again

No, the Ravens aren’t traveling to their London game via steamer

No, the Arizona Cardinals haven’t started a team-based dating app called Lovebirds

No, Le’Veon Bell isn’t refusing to play on the Steelers’ franchise tag

Bell, who announced his retirement last April 1, is apparently a big fan of this “holiday.”

No, Joel Berry didn’t re-injure his foot in practice on Friday.

Come on, Marquette King, you’re not even really trying here

ONE THING THAT IS TRUE:

Crystal Palace beat Chelsea. Whoa.