“Every time LeBron makes a free throw,” Glover adds, “I’m right there with that high five, like, ‘There you go, LeBron.’ ”
If that’s a little too close to reality for comfort, the sketch went on.
“I hold LeBron’s third and fourth cellphones.”
“Our point guard is a Roomba.”
“I average zero points, zero assists and six personal fouls.”
Watch for Pancake, a very good dog, and also for the “girl on the team,” who is the No. 2 scorer and “a heavy smoker.” (It wasn’t Stormy Daniels, who appeared elsewhere.)
As for Game 3, James finished with 38 points, six rebounds, seven assists and three steals on 14-for-26 shooting in 41 minutes. Kevin Love added 21 points and 16 rebounds and Kyle Korver added 18.
Yes, he has teammates.
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