There actually is a surprising amount logic behind this.
The legendary former Florida State coach drew cheers from a crowd in Tampa.
Say hello to Michigan's "full-time glasses guy."
The LSU running back reminded the world that he is a bad, bad man.
"Brian will lead this team out of the tunnel opening day next year," Jack Swarbrick says.
The over-under could be the highest we've seen in decades.
But who's to say things can't get wacky?
Groves was remembered for his happy personality and pass-rushing prowess.
They're "our brand," he says in their defense.
The Tigers end up with seven home games for the 2016 season.