The Brazilian forward has gotten dinged for possibly excessive partying in the wake of getting tossed out of Copa America.
The Barcelona star has something to complain about, while conjuring memories of the Red Sox pitcher's performance in the 2004 ALCS.
The Barcelona superstar tops the 60-year-old mark en route to a hat trick.
He'll also miss two of Argentina's World Cup qualifiers with a thigh injury.
Barcelona's coach and Lionel Messi deny that he was playing in a meaningless game because he's gunning to break the record for goals in a calendar year.
Celtic's stunning 2-1 win over Barcelona brought out the waterworks from at least one longtime supporter.