Because most D.C. notables don't have much star-appeal to sightseeing fannypackers -- "Hey kids, I think that's Supreme Court Justice Stephen Breyer!" -- Madame Tussaud's imports more exciting stars from elsewhere. That's why it's with a sigh and a shrug that we announce Madame Tussaud's has unveiled its newest Will and Kate wax figures today, if you're into that kind of thing. No, baby George is not included. Here they are, uncanny valley-ing the bejeezus out of you.


Catherine, Duchess of Cambridge, and Prince William, Duke of Cambridge during the unveiling of their wax figures at Madame Tussaud's in Washington, DC, September 12, 2013. (AFP PHOTO/JIM WATSONJIM WATSON/AFP/Getty Images)