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1. We want everything to be easy, cheap and homemade.

2. We have serious issues with our Christmas trees.

3. The bones of elves taste like peppermint.

4. Christmas is the king of the holidays.

5. But the holidays themselves? Not so enjoyable.

6. Christmas music turns into cacophony.

7. No one can agree on eggnog.

8. And by the time December is over, everyone is looking for a holiday from the holidays.

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