On English talk shows, chat is either awkward or terrifying.

Example: On BBC One’s “The Graham Norton” show Friday, Keira Knightley remembered the time she had to show director David Cronenberg her “sex faces” to win the role in the little-appreciated 2011 film “A Dangerous Method“:

Warning: The sex faces themselves do not appear in this video.

Meanwhile, it turns out Samuel L. Jackson still remembers his Biblical monologue from “Pulp Fiction”:

For the record, here’s Ezekiel 25:17:

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

Knightley approved.

“That’s so smooth,” she said.

H/t Gawker