We have an important and urgent update on the most important story of our time (the resurgence of the monocle), folks.
Mr. Peanut, who is a peanut and who wears a monocle, also offered (“offered”) three tips for wearing a monocle: Focus on fashion first, try not to blink and remember that there is “only room for one monocle-wearing gentleman in a room.”
This concludes your monocle-related update from Mr. Peanut.