Sleeping puppies, because a photo of a dead horse would have been too much. (Linda Davidson/The Washington Post)

On Wednesday, the Stockton Police Department posted the mugshots of four people they arrested for felony weapons charges following a series of shootings and robberies in the area. This photo of one of the men currently has more than 63,000 likes and more than 18,000 comments.

If you have ever been on the Internet at any point in your life, you already know where this is going, right? A story for every one of those likes, until the Internet is nothing but this story and stories about this story and stories about the stories about the stories. (This post is an homage [sure] to the Awl, which did this exact same feature earlier this week, because news on the Internet is an inescapable, recursive loop.)

This man’s mug shot is heating up the Web, and that’s provoking a backlash

Mug Shot of Man Arrested in Illegal Gun Sweep Goes Viral on Facebook

Man’s mugshot goes viral for being dreamy

Mugshot of world’s most photogenic criminal has the ladies swooning

Felonious hunk: California suspect’s sexy mugshot a viral hit

Smooth criminal Jeremy Meeks says ‘Sorry ladies, I’m married’

Jeremy Meeks’ Mugshot Is Officially A Meme

Stockton Felony Suspect’s Mugshot Making Women Around The World Swoon On Facebook

Mugshot of ridiculously photogenic criminal Jeremy Meeks goes viral

Felon’s ‘handsome’ mugshot goes viral, but reaction is mixed

Arrestee’s ‘handsome’ mug shot goes viral

Who’s arresting now? Striking mugshot of blue-eyed gang member caught with illegal firearms has social media swooning

Internet Swoons Over Convicted Felon’s Mugshot

“‘Handsome’ mug shot posted on California police Facebook page goes viral

Ladies love felon Jeremy Meeks’ mugshot

Ladies love this felon’s mugshot

DREAMY MCMUG SHOT. Mom Comes to His Defense – He’s No Gangster!

[/closes computer, unplugs it, throws it into a river.]