Did you hear? It’s finally pumpkin spice season! (Don’t listen to the deniers.) And what better way to enjoy autumn than with a pumpkin-spice-flavored condom?
At least that’s what social media would have you believe, as a photoshopped image of a limited-edition pumpkin-spice condom endlessly circulated on Twitter and Facebook over the weekend.
We’ve officially reached Pumpkin Spice saturation point. pic.twitter.com/Tve77ov5JZ
— gwendolyn richards (@gwendolynmr) September 7, 2014
But alas, those hoping for a fall-flavored fling will have to keep wishing: On Monday, condom maker Durex announced on Twitter that the spice rumor is not right.
“We’ve heard talk that we launched a Pumpkin Spice condom. We can’t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.”
Sigh. Maybe next year.
(Update: h/t @LeahBlowes)