But alas, those hoping for a fall-flavored fling will have to keep wishing: On Monday, condom maker Durex announced on Twitter that the spice rumor is not right.
“We’ve heard talk that we launched a Pumpkin Spice condom. We can’t claim this one, but we do love it when people spice it up in the bedroom.”
Sigh. Maybe next year.
(Update: h/t @LeahBlowes)