Stephen Colbert had some choice jabs for a few top New York politicos during his speech Thursday night at the Al Smith Dinner.

Here's a sampling, from The New York Times:

On Mayor Michael R. Bloomberg: “Tiny, tiny man. The real reason he doesn’t want drink cups larger than 16 ounces is because he’s afraid he might drown in one.
On Gov. Andrew M. Cuomo: “I didn’t know you could tear yourself away from the excitement that is Albany on a Thursday evening.”