1.) Dancing, in general. "Christian teens stay away." (1973)
7.) The Supreme Court, in general. "They must be committed to...applying the original meaning of the Constitution." (Friday)
8.) The Constitution, because it allows Supreme Court justices to serve for life. "I will fight for term limits." (Friday)
9.) Pop music, in general. "A knuckle-dragging sub-pidgin of grunts and snarls." (1998)
10.) Pop music, by Beyonce. "Mental poison." (2015)
11.) President Obama, for letting his daughters listen to Beyonce. (2015)
12.) Republicans who criticize President Obama constantly. "It's hypocritical..to question every motive of Barack Obama." (2009)
13.) President Obama, for bowing too low when he met the Emperor of Japan. "That deep bow, to the waist ... was offensive to me." (2009, spoken roughly 50 seconds after #12).
14.) People who are constantly taking offense. "Being offended is a full-time job for many. It's a tedious task, for it requires enormous amounts of imagination and creativity, [and] relentless pursuit of an audience willing to swallow the notion of the offense." (2015)
15.) Biscuits and gravy. "My mortal enemy." (2007, after Huckabee's major weight loss)
16.) Restaurants that don't serve biscuits and gravy. "How can an eating place that fancies itself fancy...not have biscuits and gravy?" (2015, in his book "God, Guns, Grits and Gravy.").
17.) This list, which is an annotated catalog of things and people that Huckabee has over the last four decades decried as unwise, unhealthy, un-conservative, un-Biblical or un-American. It runs to 81 items. Which is not all of them. But it's enough to show the risk of a life spent passing moral judgments for political gain. "Governor is hard at work on the campaign trail today, talking to the people of Iowa about issues that are important to them...If you have a question about that, please let me know." (2015, from a spokeswoman for Huckabee's 2016 presidential campaign spokeswoman, describing why Huckabee would not talk about the list.)
18.) The actress Jamie Lynn Spears, for being pregnant and unmarried. "A tragedy." (2007).
19.) The media, for criticizing Bristol Palin after she became pregnant while unmarried. "The most shameful thing I've ever seen in my life...Everyone understands that the basis of being a Christian is that everyone has fallen short of God's ideal." (2008)
20.) The actress Natalie Portman, for being pregnant and unmarried. "It gives a distorted image...most single moms are very poor, uneducated, can't get a job." (2011).
21.) Democrats, for intruding into the sex lives of women. "The Democrats want to insult the women of America by making them believe that they are helpless without Uncle Sugar coming in and providing for them a prescription each month for birth control, because they cannot control their libido." (2014)
22.) Bristol Palin. "Fair game." (2012, after she failed to show up for an appearance on Huckabee's radio show)
23.) Profanity, in general. "The forcible expression of a feeble mind." (2015).
24.) People who write profanity on bathroom stalls. (1974, while he was a teenaged advice columnist for a Baptist newspaper in Arkansas, in a column found by BuzzFeed).
25.) People who write "Jesus Saves" on bathroom stalls. "I just can't picture Jesus going into a restroom with a magic marker and writing his name all over the walls." (1974).
26.) Profanity used by schoolchildren. "What happened in America between ‘Good Morning, Mrs. Jones,' and ‘Shut up, b---h!'? And who is going to do something about it?" (1998)
27.) Profanity used by men in the presence of women. (2015)
28.) New York women, who use profanity in front of men. "In New York, not only do the men [curse] but the women do it." (2015)
29.) Megyn Kelly, Fox News host and New York woman. Kelly: "I do have news for you...we are not only swearing. We're drinking, we're smoking, we're having premarital sex with birth control before we go to work and sometimes [we] boss around a bunch of men." Huckabee (laughing, mock-offended): "I just don't want to hear that." (2015).
30.) Crude sexual innuendoes. "Most comics just use them to get a cheap, easy, laugh because creating witty, original humor is hard." (2015, in Huckabee's book "God, Guns, Grits and Gravy")
31.) Overbearing security at airports. "Bend over and take it like a prisoner!"(2015, in the same book).
32.) Profanity, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. "Mass profanity has always been a harbinger of mass violence." (1998, in Huckabee's book "Kids Who Kill.'")
33.) Abortion, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. "Desensitizing." (1998, same book)
34.) Violence on TV, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. "The average American child watches 8,000 made-for-television murders." (1998, same book).
35.) Problems at the U.S.-Mexico border. "My plan to secure the border? Two words: Chuck. Norris." (2007. Huckabee made that joke as he was being endorsed by action-movie legend Chuck Norris, who has killed at least 102 people onscreen).
36.) Lack of religion in schools, as a root cause of mass shootings in America. "Should we be so surprised that schools would become a place of carnage." (2012)
37.) President Obama, for saying that U.S. gun laws were a root cause of this month's mass shooting in Charleston, S.C. "It was disappointing to hear the president...immediately begin to say, ‘All right, this is a great opportunity for me to grandstand." (2015)
38.) Very low-cut dresses on women at Huckabee's Baptist college. (1974)
39.) Halter tops on women at his Baptist college. (1974)
40.) "Bra-less looks" on women at his Baptist college. (1974).
41.) Men at his Baptist college, for watching the women so closely. "They couldn't help but look, but...they didn't have much respect for the girl who left little to the imagination." (1974)
42.) A mesh dress that singer Rihanna once wore on the red carpet. "I've seen dusty pickup windshields that were less see-through." (2015).
43.) The outfit Miley Cyrus wore when she twerked. "Barely clad, barely legal-age." (2015).
45.) Celebrity women who are "filling the Internet with topless photos of themselves."(2015.)
46.) Men who go shirtless on the street, because it encourages women to go topless. "Put on a darn shirt!" (2015.)
47.) Allowing transgender people to choose which bathroom they use. "In high school...I could have felt like a woman when it came time to take showers in P.E." (2015)
48.) Dogs wearing clothes. "Most dogs hate wearing anything other than the fur God gave them." (2012)
49. "The Exorcist." (1973)
50.) "Monty Python's Life of Brian."(1979).
51.) The phrase "act of God." "[It] would be violating my own conscience [to describe] a destructive and deadly force as being ‘an act of God.'" (1997, when Huckabee was governor of Arkansas. He refused to sign a bill that described natural disasters as "acts of God," until it was changed it to"natural causes.")
52.) "Beavis and Butt-head." (2007)
53.)"Two Broke Girls." (2015
54.) The Arkansas Symphony Orchestra, for serving champagne during intermission. "Somehow, I fail to see the connection between symphony music and champagne." (1975)
55.) Climate change. "It's real." (2007).
56.) People who insist that climate change is real. "One who questions the politically driven agenda of global warming is called ‘anti-science.'" (2015)
57.) People who criticize the "Common Core" education program. (2013).
58.) The "Common Core" education program. "Let me cut right to the chase: I don't support what Common Core has become." (2013, six months after #57).
59.) The trade embargo against Cuba. "Has certainly not helped the people of Cuba." (2002, while governor, trying to get the embargo lifted so Arkansas farmers could sell rice in Cuba.)
60.) The idea of lifting the trade embargo against Cuba. "I...would veto any legislation that would lift the embargo." (2007, while campaigning among anti-Castro Cuban Americans in Florida).
61.) Mitt Romney, for flip-flopping. "Here's a man who didn't hit political puberty...until 60 years old." (2008, while running against Romney for the GOP nomination).
62.) An attack ad produced by Huckabee's own campaign, because it called Mitt Romney "dishonest." "This is not how we run our campaign in this state. We've gotten here by being positive." (2007. Huckabee said this at a press conference just before the Iowa primary, saying that he had decided not to buy air time for his own negative ad.).
63.) Mitt Romney. "Dishonest." (2007. After denouncing the ad, Huckabee showed it to reporters and news cameras, thereby getting it on TV for free).
64.) The idea that there is a "secret" to losing weight and beating diabetes. "There isn't one [just diet and exercise]." (2005, in a book about his weight loss).
65.) Doctors who won't admit there's a "secret" to losing weight and beating diabetes. "In a moment a free presentation is coming up...so you can discover all the natural secrets that are backed by real science that really work." (circa 2015, in a paid appearance to advertise a cinnamon-based diabetes treatment.) "
66.) People who criticize rock n' roller Ted Nugent. "The lyrics that are in some of the more explicit Ted Nugent songs are not explicit. They're suggestive, highly suggestive." (2015).
67.) "Cat Scratch Fever," medical condition described by Ted Nugent. [Huckabee played bass guitar on television while Nugent sang] "Well, the first time that I got it I was just ten years old/I got it from some kitty next door..." (2011).Watch the latest video at video.foxnews.com
68.) Homosexuality, in general. "a SIN." (1974, as a Baptist newspaper advice columnist).
69.) Allowing AIDS patients to live in the general population. "It is the first time in the history of civilization in which the carriers of a genuine plague have not been isolated." (1992, as part of a Senate campaign.)
70.) Homosexuality, in general. "I've had people who are gay that worked on my staff. It's not like I'm some homophobe. If you ask me is it the normal pathway? I don't think so." (2008).
71.) Gay parents. "The children...really cannot, get critical early-life lessons in how a heterosexual family functions successfully." (2011)
72.) Same-sex couples in TV shows. "Of the seventy-three sex scenes shown that week...two involved male homosexual couples." (1998.)
73.) Same-sex couples in TV commercials. "Every fear that people had has, in fact, come true...We're now even seeing television commercials portraying same-sex couples."(2013).
74.) Allowing heterosexual couples an easy path to divorce. "It actually became easier to get out of a marriage than to get out of a contract for the purchase of a used car!" (2007)
75.) States allowing same-sex couples to marry, after the Supreme Court said they could. "We must resist and reject judicial tyranny, not retreat." (Friday).
76.) "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." "Absurd...allows for the recruitment of homosexual soldiers." (2011)
77.) Repealing "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." "Using our servicemen and servicewomen as pawns in shoring up [Obama's] political base." (2011, in the same book as #67)
78.) The Secretary of Defense, for holding a gay pride event for gay servicemembers inside the Pentagon after "Don't Ask, Don't Tell" was repealed. "Enough is enough." (2015)
79.) Liberals, for demanding greater and greater guarantees of protection for gays and same-sex marriage. "It won't stop until there are no more churches." (2015)
80.) People who wring their hands over the state of the country. "Far too many people are guilty of hand-wringing, worry and despair over the future of America. That's not my theme." (2011).
81.) President Obama and Hillary Rodham Clinton, for changing their minds and embracing same-sex marriage. "Do you want a president who follows? Or do you want a president who leads?" (Tuesday).
Correction: Item No. 63 initially gave the wrong date. The correct year is 2007. The item has been corrected.