Brief news from elsewhere:

Taylor Swift, center, and fans in 2010. (Keith Bedford/Reuters)

— Taylor Swift is grateful, of course, for the Samaritan who rescued this trove of unopened fan mail that ended up in the trash, accidentally, of course. (WKRN Nashville)

— Where is Dennis Rodman this week? Hint: Where are all the cameras this week? (Gawker)

— Dumbest headline we clicked on today: Zooey Deschanel’s eyelid bumps likely benign: experts. No, really — don’t bother. (NY Daily News)

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