Brief news from elsewhere:
There is, apparently, a looming scandal about a charity run by Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian. Don’t ever give money to a celebrity, okay? (TMZ)
Roger Ebert reduces his movie-critic workload for more medical treatment; his cancer has returned. (Roger Ebert)
Bradley Cooper has a perm: The minute we typed this sentence we realized it is as metrically pleasing as legendary “Frank Sinatra has a cold” — a similar trochaic structure — it’s just that one is a photo worth 1,000 words, give or take, and the other is a classic magazine story worth its 15,000 words. No other connection, though. Sorry to confuse you. (People)
“Undercover Congressman” Mike Quigley strikes again; last seen flipping burgers. (The Hill).
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