Lohan during an earlier court appearance. (Mario Anzuoni – Reuters)

— Where’s Lindsay Lohan? Apparently at the Betty Ford clinic this morning, after a brief false start at the other rehab center where she was expected. (People, AP)

— La La Vazquez Anthony, the MTV personality turned top-ranked NBA wife, can trash-talk with the best of her husband’s colleagues, it turned out. After Boston Celtic Jordan Crawford allegedly took her name in vain during an encounter with Knicks all-star Carmelo Anthony (Michael Lee has the complex backstory, but check the New York Post for the less-than-family-friendly take), she defended herself on Twitter: “Try again. You on the bench for a reason.” (Wizards Insider, New York Post)

— “I’m a U.S. citizen! I’m allowed to stand on  American ground!” You’ve held off for many hours, because you’re trying to be a good person and better than all of that, but go ahead, it’s all right — watch Reese Witherspoon’s arrest video. (TMZ)

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