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“Let’s hear it for the First Amendment!”, “Sorry, I don’t speak alcoholic,” “Pardon me?” — and other ways Michelle Obama could have responded to that heckler, according to veteran heckler targets. (Style)

The most disgusting thing Adam LaRoche ever found in his glove — and other locker room pranks. (D.C. Sports Bog)

After an ugly bankruptcy battle, Wayne Newton forced to downsize from a 40-acre Las Vegas estate to a 20-acre Las Vegas estate. (AP)

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