LOS ANGELES CHELSEA LATELY SHOW AUGUST 5, 2013 - Pictured Dylan Bruce (L) and Lindsay Lohan (R) (Photo by: Melissa Holt/E! Entertainment) LOS ANGELES CHELSEA LATELY SHOW AUGUST 5, 2013 – Dylan Bruce (L) and guest host Lindsay Lohan (R) (Photo by: Melissa Holt/E! Entertainment)

 

“I want to thank you, Justin Bieber, for peeing where you shouldn’t, spitting where you shouldn’t and wearing your pants where you shouldn’t.”

— Lindsay Lohan thanking Bieber and other tabloid favorites for picking up the slack while she did a 90-day stint in rehab. The actress, 27, started her latest comeback tour by hosting “Chelsea Lately” Monday night; she moves on to the confessional/life-lesson-learned big time in an interview with Oprah later this month.

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