Fergie and Andy in happier — or heck, maybe just as happy — times: Their 1986 wedding. (AP)


“He’s still my handsome prince, he’ll always be my handsome prince.”


— The Duchess of York, aka Sarah Ferguson, on the most amazingly amicable divorce in royal history — she and Prince Andrew have remained close friends since their 1996 split and still share a house (okay, a palace) even since the kids have grown up — in remarks to an audience of children at the Bath Children’s Literature Festival, reports the Telegraph. Okay, so come on! Why don’t you two just get back together already? Fergie’s delicate non-answer: “It’s lovely that we are such a family and the story has a happy ending all the time.”

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