Scene: A briefing in the Senate Russell Office Building hosted by The Internet Association, where young be-suited types (though, alas, no lawmakers) juggled briefing books and Blackberrys. Carolla kept the dense topic entertaining with patter, likening suggestions that he settle the lawsuit to a mafia shakedown on a small dry cleaner: “It’s like, ‘Sure would be a shame if something bad happened to that nice plate-glass window…” And on his legal bills: “I wanted to get a Lamborghini … and now this!”
Soundbite: “I’m just a small business … I understand wanting to protect your innovation, but this is run amok.”
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