This year’s big winners? Sen. Rob Portman (R-Ohio) and Sen. Kay Hagan (D- N.C.) were the fastest male and female senators, while Rep. Tom Cotton (R-Ark.) and Rep. Kyrsten Sinema (D-Ariz.) were the fastest congressman and congresswoman. The fastest team overall was the U.S. Coast Guard, naturally. The best team name? The Census Bureau’s “No Census Running When Jogging Allowed.” The worst? WUSA-TV’s “WUSA-News Your Daddy.”
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