“I don’t know what he does, whether he puts crack in them, or…”
–President Obama on outgoing “crust master,” White House pastry chef Bill Yoses, and his addictive pies, during “There’s no crack in our pies.” Because the world had to know without a doubt that there are in fact no drugs in the leader of the free world’s dessert. Got it.. Perhaps foreseeing the next day’s headlines, the first ladymade sure that the record was clear: “No, he doesn’t,” she Obama.
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