“I don’t know what he does, whether he puts crack in them, or…”

–President Obama on outgoing “crust master,” White House pastry chef Bill Yoses, and his addictive pies, during a reception for LGBT Pride Month in the East Room of the White House on Monday. Perhaps foreseeing the next day’s headlines, the first ladyobamagifmade sure that the record was clear: “No, he doesn’t,” she Obama. “There’s no crack in our pies.” Because the world had to know without a doubt that there are in fact no drugs in the leader of the free world’s dessert. Got it.

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