Update: This is why we can’t have nice things! The former congressman has made his Instagram account private. Things were probably getting a little tricky. So we’ll have to just imagine the cache of photos chronicling Schock’s love/hate relationship with social media.
2. In 2011, a shirtless Schock showed off his “political muscle” (get it!) for the cover of Men’s Health magazine, sealing his reputation as the guy who could do more sit-ups than all the other guys in Congress, which, in fact, is not a thing constituents care about.
3. In August 2013, Schock discovered Instagram and his allergic reaction to button downs continued.
[Imagine an Instagram of a grinning Schock baring his chest while surfing a killer wave in Hawaii]
4. The only cure? More celebrity selfies.
[Picture Schock in a Instagram cheek to cheek with pop starlet Ariana Grande and her duck lips]