Above, you can see the latest video in the American Chemical Society's Reactions series. You can also see me (yes, me) getting a tattoo! For science! And no, it's got nothing to do with Pittsburgh, random men who keep emailing me about Pittsburgh. It's the astronomical symbol for Pluto, with an added "CH" for its largest moon, Charon.
My new tattoo is reeeeeally esoteric and not right side up but use your context clues pic.twitter.com/U0qjoV1aL0
— Rachel Feltman (@RachelFeltman) July 2, 2015
I'm thrilled to have finally been given an opportunity to show off my unique talent for reciting scientific information from memory while getting stabbed with tiny needles over and over again.
If you're hungry for more tattoo science -- or just on the fence about getting inked -- here are some good factoids to know:
Tattoos might make you feel good
Really! There are the obvious chemical responses, for starters: You're going to have a rush of adrenaline, because someone is coming at you with a needle. And you're going to get some pretty nice endorphins, too -- your body's chemical response to pain -- which can make you sort of high.
But there's more too it than that. According to one (admittedly small) study, a new tattoo might improve your self-image for weeks after the fact. And why not? You've got art on you!
The effect might even be long-term for men, though most women in the study got anxious a few weeks in -- possibly because they started worrying about how other people saw their tattoos.
Some tattoos might even be medicinal
There's evidence that tattoos found on ancient humans may have been deliberately placed over acupuncture points to provide a more permanent therapeutic effect. Even today, some cultures practice medicinal tattooing to cure certain ailments, with the most convincing effects seen in arthritic joints.
Tattoo needles don't work the way you think they do
Lots of people seem to think that tattoo needles shoot ink into your skin. That's an understandable misconception, because most "needles" we're exposed to are used to inject things.
But that's not how tattooing works.
It's actually all about capillary action. The ink is held between separate itty bitty needles -- the same way ink is held between strands of hair on a paintbrush -- and when those needles puncture the skin, the ink is sucked down into your skin. Physics!
If you're having trouble visualizing how that works, you can check out a slow-mo tattoo gun in this previous post, which features an amazing tattoo video from Smarter Every Day.
Tattoos become permanent by hijacking your immune system
Tattoos: Not just a rebellion against mom and dad. You're pretty much duping your entire body when you get inked.
Here's how it goes. When a tattoo needle punctures your skin, your body does what it does whenever anything punctures your skin (duh) and tries to close the holes up. The cells that rush to the rescue arrive to find not just a wound, but also a foreign invader -- the ink.
Those cells gobble up the ink, but some of them get stuck in the dermis layer of your skin. When you look at a tattoo, you're not just seeing little bits of ink trapped under your skin. You're actually seeing ink trapped inside cells that had hoped to destroy that ink. Those odd bedfellows stay visible pretty much forever, fading and laser removal (which works by busting the ink into smaller particles that can be carried away) notwithstanding.
Tattoo ink is a cornucopia of different chemicals
Every tattoo ink is different -- if you get two tattoos in the exact same shade, but get them at different times and from different artists, the chemical compositions probably won't match.
And a lot of artists don't mix their own inks, but buy them from companies that hold on tight to their formulas, meaning that the person putting ink in you might not know what's in it. So if you have allergies -- especially to heavy metals, which provide the color for a lot of known ink formulas -- take extra precautions.
One survey of New Yorkers found that 10 percent had skin problems after getting a tattoo. When you consider that tattoo ink is basically a mystery, those odds don't seem so bad. And some of those incidents were no doubt due to improper aftercare. It's important to remember that your tattoo is an open wound just like any other (at least until it heals) so follow your artist's instructions!
Some have even suggested that tattoo inks might be carcinogenic. Because they're unregulated and vary so much, it's hard to gauge how much of a real risk this might be.
Tattoos hurt, but ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
As someone with several tattoos, including one in a notoriously painful spot --
-- I get a lot of people asking me where they can get tattooed and have it hurt the least. Bad news, guys: No scientific study to back this one up, but just take my word for it -- everyone is different. You can check out this chart to see which body parts are general ouch zones (top of the foot, never again) but the pain of tattooing is just like any other pain -- it's highly subjective.
I and many others will say that it's the bony areas that hurt the most, but some folks will swear it's the fleshier parts of their body where they were really unbearable. Sometimes a tattoo gun will go right over a particularly sensitive nerve. Some people have a better experience when they can see the needle in action (and freak out if they can't) and others prefer blissful ignorance of its machinations.
You won't know until you try. And then you'll get your second tattoo somewhere else and cry like a baby because you weren't expecting it to hurt so much more than the first one did. It's all good.
There are some downsides
There are things you can't do with a tattoo. Laser hair removal, for one. Because the process works by targeting dark pigment, tattoos will end up drawing the laser's ire and get blistered and burned.
If you've got a colored tattoo, chances are pretty good that the metal content of the ink will be enough to make MRIs...interesting. The effect of metal inside a tattoo can range from a weird tingling feeling to a painful burn, but neither are any reason to avoid necessary diagnostic imaging -- just be prepared.
And tattoos can even interfere with your ability to adopt new technologies. Apple recently admitted that some users of the brand's smartwatch wound up disappointed when their wrist tattoos interfered with the device's sensors.
So if you're considering some body art, keep in mind that there's more to a tattoo than just the look of it. That ink might be a pain in the butt one day, so you had better make sure you love it.