To (kind of) quote Bill Parcells: You are what your search history says you are.

And so, for all the media critics who insist the press focuses on all the wrong things, prioritizing superficial pomp over policy heft, we give you a chart of the top search terms on Google during Thursday night's vice presidential debate between Joe Biden and Paul Ryan.

It's eye-opening and reveals that deep down at places you don't talk about at parties, you are interested in seeing Paul Ryan shirtless and, possibly, working out shirtless.  Or knowing just how old Joe Biden actually is. Embrace it.