Here are ten of America’s cities, as characterized by Yahoo autocomplete:
1. Washington is hollywood for ugly people
2. Chicago is so two years ago
3. Des Moines is not boring
4. San Francisco is a lonely town
5. Dallas is back
6. New Orleans is below sea level.
7. Los Angeles is burning
8. New York is killing me.
9. Boston is a brotherhood.
10. Cincinnati is haunted.
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