If Ken Burns needs an idea for what American pastime to document in great detail for his next documentary series, we humbly submit our country's great quadrennial tradition of wondering whether Hillary Clinton will be running in the next presidential election.
Not only does there appear to be a market for such a documentary (just type Hillary Clinton and any presidential year in Google), but it is getting harder to differentiate the different instances our great festival of speculation. Such a history would also give old Clinton staffers and people who have been dreadfully wrong during our early years of celebrating Hillarysgiving something to do -- namely telling their theories to the camera so they are saved for posterity.
Until we codify this holiday, which is as American as baseball, apple pie and voting-but-only-if-it-involves-American Idol, you can at least try to tell apart the many times in history people speculated Hillary Clinton was about to run for president. They are surprisingly difficult to tell apart.
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