That drone that fell on the White House lawn early Monday morning? Jon Stewart says it should have been obvious that the drone wasn't going to hurt Obama. "Drones love Obama," he said on Tuesday night's episode of the Daily Show. "He's like a one-man drone employment program. That drone probably just wanted to slip its resume under Obama's door."
As for the government employee who allegedly crashed the drone after drinking, "The Daily Show" saw another valuable lesson to be learned. Always have a designated droner. "Friends don't let friends drone drunk."