There is still a pretty big jump from "I would like to help a charity" to "I want a former heavyweight boxer to punch me." According to Mitt's son, Josh, the evening would be "patterned after a 1920s-style event." Meaning, I guess, that it will look something like this.
Just kidding, of course. Romney will probably be heavily padded, and the "bout" will likely result in no damage to either party. It's like a normal boxing match, but skewed.
It will also make Mitt Romney only the second most random person ever to be in the ring with Evander Holyfield.
Mitt Romney. Always second.