"Pools and cruises? Is this really a problem, Kansas?" he asked. "I mean, many of the poor already live in squalid conditions. How would a Carnival cruise be any different?"
As for tattoo parlors, Wilmore joked they're needed "just to remember the places you can't go."
"Kansas, you cray," he said. "Did you know while you're limiting how poor people spend their money, you're $30 billion in debt -- that you're so low on funds, you're closing schools early?"