Rapper Waka Flocka Flame announced on 4/20 that he's running for president. In a video for Rolling Stone magazine, he said the first thing he'd do when he got into office would be to legalize marijuana ("a blunt a day, take the pain away"). He also said he'd keep dogs out of restaurants and ban people with big feet, anything over size 13,  from walking outside, and he'd require schools to teach more "reality skills." If you don't know his lyrics, you'd have to go back to third grade.

Aside from legalizing marijuana, which is allowed for recreational use in four states, the rest of Waka's platform sounds like it would be found unconstitutional by the Supreme Court pretty quickly.

He originally said he'd run for president back in 2012...

...but unfortunately for him, you have to be 35 years old to run, per the Constitution. The rapper is 28.