Like Rosie O'Donnell. Rosie O'Donnell is a true loser and a total loser. George Will is also a loser. Beauty queen Sheen Monnin is a loser. People without egos are losers. Seriously. The online magazine Salon is a loser, as is the Huffington Post and the Patch.
Tim O'Brien is a real loser. Roger Stone, who quit Trump's campaign on Saturday (Trump says he was fired, of course) is a stone-cold loser, just like Richard Belzer. Michael Forbes is a loser, as is Glenfiddich Scotch.
Vanity Fair's Graydon Carter is a real loser with bad food. Bill Maher is a loser like Rosie O'Donnell and will self-destruct (as of December 2012). Angelo Carusone is a loser. Mark Cuban is a loser as are Ana Navarro and Michelle Malkin and Danny Zuker, who is not only a known loser but also a clown.
Where were we? Oh, right. An elderly woman who sued Trump is terrible and her lawyer was a total loser. Anyone who tweets that he wears a wig is a sad and lonely hater and loser. Scottish politician Alex Salmond is also a loser as is New York's attorney general.
Other random Twitter users are also losers, by the way. So is Seth Meyers. Architecture critic Paul Goldberger was a ... let me double-check this .. yes, a loser. The New York Daily News is a loser newspaper. Frank Luntz is a hard worker and also a total loser. Russell Brand, by contrast, is a major loser.
NBC's Chuck Todd is a real loser and Trump heard rumors back in January that he is getting fired from "Meet the Press." That's a big deal.
Incidentally, Trump will appear on "Meet the Press" on Sunday to discuss his campaign with NBC's Chuck Todd.