For the rest of you, read this list only while comfortably seated and not consuming any sort of beverage.
Lincoln Chafee looks like he should be one of the human cast members who live on Sesame Street— Matt Binder (@MattBinder) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee for Elementary School Principal 2016— Kit Schluter (@dedreytnien) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee sounds like the name of a Model T era town car.— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee's answer for why he voted for Glass Steagall sounds like what you'd tell the TSA if they found a joint in your shaving kit.— LOLGOP (@LOLGOP) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee just changed into a stocking cap and long pajamas— billy eichner (@billyeichner) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee is like, the screensaver.— Jason Linkins (@dceiver) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee snuck off to hit the slots twenty minutes ago and no one noticed.— Ronan Farrow (@RonanFarrow) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee is an old issue of Yankee Magazine in the storage hold of someone’s boat— Joshua Benton (@jbenton) October 14, 2015
Lincoln Chafee: All this shouting is stressing me out. You know what, I'm just going to go now. Excuse me. Sorry. You guys go ahead.— pourmecoffee (@pourmecoffee) October 14, 2015
(This is a reference to Chafee saying he is like a "block of granite" on the issues.)
Make all the Lincoln Chafee jokes you like, but metaphorically, he has traveled many kilometers since his announcement.— Josh Greenman (@joshgreenman) October 12, 2015
CNN just reminded me that Lincoln Chafee is running for President. Thanks, CNN!— Leon Wolf (@LeonHWolf) October 6, 2015
Finally, because some of us were raised right we will end with a nice (okay limited) compliment.