On this much, lots of people agree: Former Rhode Island governor Lincoln Chafee picked up neither traction nor torque at Tuesday's initial Democratic presidential debate. But this, of course, does not mean that the fine and upstanding Twitter community found him uninspiring.

We at Team Fix will say only this: Some of you are very funny. Perhaps naughty, but certainly funny.

For the rest of you, read this list only while comfortably seated and not consuming any sort of beverage.


(This is a reference to Chafee saying he is like a "block of granite" on the issues.)

Finally, because some of us were raised right we will end with a nice (okay limited) compliment.