But in case you did want an actual recap beyond the intro, Seth Meyers has your play-by-play of "The Overcompens-Debate."
In Stephen Colbert's version, there were mean-spirited signs on the wall that read "F CNN," and Chafee was the winner of the high school essay contest "Why I Deserve To Be in the Presidential Debate." Oh, and something about a 74-year-old white guy not being interested in e-mails.
GOP presidential front-runners Donald Trump and Ben Carson didn't miss anything Tuesday night. Or at least they tried not to. Jimmy Fallon takes us through Trump's and Carson's reactions.
*I counted about 5,672 Lincoln Chafee jokes in those four clips.