David-as-Sanders then poked fun at the limited demographics of Sanders's base of support and his lack of support from Democratic superdelegates:
- "Let me tell you something: I've met some of these 'superdelegates'; they're not so super. Mediocre-delegates is more like it."
- "My message is resonating with a very diverse group of white people. And I've got supporters of all ages -- 18-year olds, 19-year olds ... That's it."
- "The young people love me. ... Because I'm like them. I got a lot of big plans, and absolutely no idea how to achieve them."
The Sanders cold open also poked fun at Ben Carson endorsing Donald Trump. And the show didn't spare Hillary Clinton, either, running a mock campaign ad suggesting Clinton has disingenuously co-opted Sanders's message.