You follow politics, and you're tired of hearing about sexual assault and lies and WikiLeaks and such things. I know this, because I'm you.

So here is a brief respite:

In response to a Nate Silver piece that included what the electoral map would look like if only men or women voted, people on Twitter have taken to posting random maps of the United States that are supposed to explain the election — but whose political science value are, let's say, questionable. Their comedic value, however, is not. And they provide me the writer and you the reader a break from this crazy, crazy election season that will be over in 631 short hours.