I majored in English in college. This week I finally put it to good use.

For this episode of the Ciquizza, my quiz show podcast, I wrote a bunch of haiku -- three line poems with seven syllables/five syllables/seven syllables -- about the news this week.  Here's one:

He walked off the stage
Dehydration was the cause
He Needed Kim K.

Pretty good, right? (It's Kanye West!)

The two combatants, er, contestants this week: Legendary curmudgeon/fantasy baseball expert/political prognosticator Stu Rothenberg and King of the Capital Weather Gang Jason Samenow.  Stu and Jason battled it out over haiku, how many presidents were British subjects and the color of the Staten Island Ferry.

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