I've become something of a poet these days. (Stop laughing.) For this week's episode of Ciquizza — the news quiz show everyone is talking about! — I wrote five haikus about the big moments in politics and culture this week. (Unlike my first attempt, I actually got the structure of the haiku right this time!)

One example:

His memory fleets
About what he wants to cut
Oops, he’s in charge now

The two people charged with figuring out my poetic muse this week are Jake Sherman and Anna Palmer, the dual threat who write Politico's Playbook. Palmer and Sherman also try to decipher whether “What Rogue One tells us about Trump’s America” is a real or a fake headline and guess who the first figure skater was to appear on a Wheaties box.

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