Hate to be pedantic, but the Mar-a-lago sinkhole isn't *technically* a metaphor, because metaphors aren't *that* obvious.— Dennis DiClaudio (@dennisdiclaudio) May 22, 2017
My working theory: It’s a hellmouth, not a sinkhole.— Jeff LaMarche (@jeff_lamarche) May 22, 2017
That's not a sinkhole that's an escape route...— rocki one (@rocki_) May 22, 2017
Sean Spicer wants to make it very clear there is NOT a sinkhole in front of Mar-A-Lago...— Tony Posnanski (@tonyposnanski) May 22, 2017
It is a Florida Swamp Center.
🍊Look, I have the best sinkhole. Everyone's talking about my sinkhole. It's yuge. Tremendous. Really. Great, great sinkhole. Believe me. 🍊— Zachary Myers (@zachskymyers) May 22, 2017
Has anyone ever rooted for a sinkhole before?— ☘️ ChuckYou2 🌊 (@chuckyoutwo) May 22, 2017