Consider this your daily reminder that you will never be as rich, famous or successful as the lucky jerks who bought a particularly ugly cat and posted its picture to Reddit. Cheerios published a 30-second, Saatchi & Saatchi-designed Grumpy Cat commercial to YouTube over the weekend; no word yet on when it will air on TV.

(For the record, cats can technically eat Honey Nut Cheerios, but only in moderation. Their grumpy lil digestive tracts weren’t made for grain!)