Confession time. I am so excited to try Emojli, the coming-soon social network where all conversations must be conducted entirely in emoji. It might be something about the way the creators are selling it: “Yo was the last mostly-useless app to get a load of attention, so I guess we’re the next one.” (I like my frivolous social networks to show some self-awareness in their inanity.)

But while it’s easy to see this idea as simply silly — or as the next phase in the inevitable decline of language as we hurtle towards our dystopian future — what’s most intriguing about it is exactly the opposite. Far from oversimplifying communication, it promises to transform every exchange into a puzzle waiting to be solved.

Each image has been imbued with some symbolism that needs to be teased out. Is that picture of an anthropomorphic poop meant to be a literal poop or a conceptual one? Does it combine with the flamenco dancer next to it to suggest the idea of bad dancing? Or with the earth to make a statement about how humanity’s unwillingness to take strong enough steps to protect the environment could be leading us into a climate crisis of catastrophic proportions?

Writing and reading in emoji becomes a complicated dance between creator and consumer, each side attempting to understand how the other’s brain might imagine the world and then impose that interpretation onto a finite set of tiny images.

That’s probably too much credit to give an app that was created largely as a joke. But here’s the point: Talking only in emoji is hard. Reading only in emoji is even harder.

So in the interest of practice (and definitely not because I was procrastinating at work), I’ve crafted some fairly recognizable phrases using only emoji. Take your best guess – can you figure out what they say?

Genre: TV taglines you might say wistfully while staring into the distance

(Hint: It’s not, as colleague Adam Kushner guessed, “Yes, I agree we should wait until beach season and take the whole family, plus ma’s corpse.”)

Genre: Phrases you might gasp at a girlfriend in horror (mock or otherwise)

Genre: Music lyrics I only sort of understand but still might throw into conversation to sound cool

Genre: ’80s movie quotes that make you feel ready to take on the world

Genre: Phrases we all probably used seriously at some point, but which now may only be employed sarcastically

Genre: Art-themed phrases that make you sound pretty deep

Genre: “SNL” lines that you might say to someone when you’re annoyed, and because it’s from a TV show you can totally get away with it and they can’t even get mad

Genre: Movie phrases you might quote in a moment of turn-of-the-millenium nostalgia

Genre: Famous lines from literature that, it turns out, have a lot of real world applications

Genre: Played out Internet pranks (that, admit it, you still sometimes laugh at)

Challenge genre: Pseudo-rap breakdowns from life-changing pop songs

Want the answers? Here you go.