This is a photo of director Steven Spielberg sitting next to a triceratops prop on the set of “Jurassic Park.”

This is a 6,000-post-deep comment thread in which many, many people express their deep outrage over Spielberg’s “slaughter” of the “majestic animal.”

This is the Wikipedia page for triceratops, which — ICYMI! — went extinct over 60 million years ago.

I think we’re done here.