Or in June 2012.
Or at innumerable other random times over the course of the past three years.
The Facebook warning hoax, you see, is a very special and pernicious kind of hoax — the kind that periodically flares back up long after it’s been debunked once and for all.
To briefly surmise the work of a thousand previous debunkers: No, Facebook does not own the copyright to everything you post; no, posting a gibberish “statement” about your “rights” doesn’t actually establish them or override Facebook’s Terms of Service; yes, you are an idiot if you fell for this … again.
How does that happen, exactly? Misinformation runs rampant on the Internet, as we know, but this type of long-lived, recurring hoax is a more unusual breed. Aside from versions of the Facebook copyright/privacy hoax, which appear to have started in earnest in 2012, there’s a running gag about a “day without gravity,” which dates back to the 1970s, and a very regular, 12-year-old hoax about Mars, which claims it will — for one day! — appear as big as the moon. (NASA has been refuting that one for years.)
At some point, you can’t even call these things hoaxes anymore, because they exist in perpetuity; they’re always in the background, like some stubborn folk superstition, just waiting to bubble up in the mainstream again. In fact, the psychologist Stuart Vyse classifies chain messages as a form of superstition — right up there with lucky charms.
After all, just like lucky charms, legends like the recurring Facebook message promise to ward off things that we fear or don’t understand: vast corporations, complex copyright laws, the looming specter of big data and disapearring privacy. That a status update could protect against those things makes no sense, of course — but it vindicates and comforts whatever vague anxieties we feel.
“These narratives are believed because they construct and reinforce the worldview of the group within which they are told, or because they provide us with coherent and convincing explanations of complex events’” the media scholar Dylan McLemore wrote of chain e-mails in 2011.
In other words, people keep posting that ridiculous Facebook warning because they don’t understand Facebook. A “privacy notice,” no matter how dubious, is at least something they can swallow.
That makes them look a bit more sympathetic, I think; poor, gullible, technophobic rubes, just seeking a foothold in these fierce Internet tides!
At the same time, it means we’ll probably see the Facebook hoax again. And again. And again.
Note: This post was originally published in January 2015. Because it unfortunately remains very relevant, we’ve republished it with updated years and dates.
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