This comes to mind because, as a recent BBC article on upholstery in public transit suggests, the state of fashion in mass transit is such that Metro could actually distinguish itself in a positive way.
“A multi-hued graphic abomination,” is the actual phrase the BBC used to describe most mass transit fabric design. “Is this the simply the crossweave that we must bear?”
The effect is mesmerizing, especially considering what she was working with.
“I wanted to get the unseen, seen,” Stevenson was quoted as saying.
We could use something like this to take our minds off the disruptions created by SafeTrack in these dog days of August. Although Metro already has a T-shirt honoring General Manager Paul Wiedefeld (“He’s on fire so Metro doesn’t have to be”) perhaps Metro’s PR folks could enlist a designer to create a look that says “Metro” the way “Zoolander’s” Derelicte line says “Mugatu.”
At this point, any Metro clothing line would have to be skimpy yet costly. We’re thinking maybe something that falls off the shoulder, but definitely in a shade of orange that was popularized in the 1970s with the 1000-series train cars. Or even better — maybe a burnt orange? That is, unless we want to stick with the simpler shade of orange, like the hue in those jumpsuits you find in county lockups, given all the recent arrests. We could call it pumpkin, now that Metro is closing at midnight on weekends again.