Metro is still slogging its way Back2Good, but that’s not stopping the long-suffering transit agency from trying to cash in on its brand.

Starting Wednesday, with the opening of the agency’s new pop-up store, you’ll be able to buy a whole bunch of Metro-themed swag. In an announcement Tuesday, Metro said that merchandise will be available online and at Metro Center. The agency also unveiled an ad for the store featuring people who can’t stop dancing because they’re so happy to be able to buy Metro-themed sweatpants or a T-shirt that reads, “Traffic? Nah Brah.”  Imagine the joy when the District, Maryland and Virginia all agree to raise taxes of some sort for dedicated funding.

The catalogue includes mini-puzzles of Metro’s distinct subway map as well as coffee mugs, coasters, lamps, holiday ornaments, tote bags, jewelry — even a set of sterling silver cuff links shaped like D.C. tokens ($190) that you can bet Jack Evans will want to wear. There are books (though not Zachary M. Schrag’s definitive tome “The Great Society Subway: A History of the Washington Metro”) and even a toy model of a Silver Line train. The wooden model costs $16.95 — unless, of course, there are overruns. (It’s also empty most of the time.) You can even customize things with logos for your favorite station.

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“This is a great opportunity for people to get something unique from Metro, whether you are a visitor looking for a souvenir or an everyday rider,” Metro General Manager Paul J. Wiedefeld said in a statement. “At the same time, M Shop represents another potential source of revenue to help support Metrorail and Metrobus operations.”

We looked but could not find his “In Paul We Trust” T-shirt, but no worries, there’s so much more. Kids can even pick up a Metro track worker or Metro Transit Police uniform!  Imagine grown-ups’ surprise when they actually see someone in a police uniform on a train! Be careful with that track worker outfit though — the trains don’t always stop for you.

Of course, there were party poopers — those people beaten down from walking up broken escalators or who just won’t let it go that commuting with Metro is a daily crapshoot compared with Uber — who made fun of the new store on Twitter.  Some seemed almost angry.

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Metro says the M Shop, located near the 12th Street & F Street NW exit at the Metro Center station, will be open Wednesday. Hours are 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. Beat the crowds — take a cab.

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